So if we rename the actual meowing kind of kitten with 4 legs & fur "LAND FISH", would that incite a "Land Fish" killing spree because "no one likes fish"?
"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.Sorry, but a fish by any other name would (look and) smell as disgusting...a fish is a fish no matter what you call it.
Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"
catfish are pretty tasty, especially when dredged in cornmeal and pan-fried . . . but Cajun-style blackened catfish is also good
ReplyDeleteYou know PETA might have a leg to stand on if the can find a Human Protection organization among the Shark Population. Maybe you stop eating us we sop eating you kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note Halibut is probably the tastyest fish in the sea that I have ever had. Fried of course.
Ok PETA I do believe the last word in the acronym stands for ANIMAL!! PETA stay out of the ocean they are FISH! Your name is not PETF. You are reeking enough havoc on land with the animal population stay out of the sea. I agree with Col. Smeag I love Halibut! Cooked any way you want to. Caught on a hook - gutted - baked or broiled or battered and fried! Just give it to me on a plate!!! YUM!! YUM!!
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